If you’re looking for a piece of humble pie, served with a side of little prick A’la mode…Matt Jewell is your man. Matt is a long time Washingtonian that has been making people less ugly for 21 years. He’s a former rabblerouser and certified shenanigist with excellent clapping and mumbling skills. A little known fact is that Matt has an accent that no one can hear.

“I’ll tattoo the fuckin shit outta ya.” – Matt Jewell